Get ready!!!
Alright everybody, I know we've had it pretty rough the last ... well, fucking season, but I've got some news that will help cheer you up.
Last night, our favourite sports team on the planet when the Jays aren't playing had their Team Blue-Team White match-up. And Nik Antropov got two goals! Newsflash: He's fucking amazing! I know people have been ragging on this guy, but man, look out, two goals in a friendly match against people on your team is nothing to scoff at. I predict he's looking to score about 678 goals this year and bring the Cup back to where it belong single-handedly. I beLeaf, baby.
... No, seriously, can you beLeaf this shit? I know people are at an understandable loss to come up with shit about the Jays (hence, this post) and that maybe they should be doing some preview hockey stuff. But basing a whole article on how awesome Antropov really is when he clearly sucks is retarded. I'm looking forward to some of the best, most unbiased sports writing that comes with the start of the NHL season.
Bury me, I'm already dead.
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13 rational and reasonable comments:
You are dead to me, at least.
I got tickets to 4 games!
Officially part of the problem.
I guess I'm in the minority around here, but I love the Leafs.
Yeah, yeah, get off this blog right now, I know.
You can stay. Just be prepared for unprovoked insults.
Aw. Does it help at all that over the last few years, the Jays have become more important to me than the Leafs? Oh, I think it does.
You're such a sports snob.
A sportist, even!
Hey! I like hockey.
I just can't take the incredible levels of stupidity you need to deal with to be a Leafs fan.
I would be 100% behind the Hamilton Predators.
Astonishing.
That should read "astonishing" levels of stupidity, not "incredible". Incredible doesn't quite cut to the heart of it.
Are sure you don't mean "the astonishing stupidity OF Leafs fans"?
No... because I've realized that all Leafs fans aren't stupid-- except in how they enable the Leafs to suck by continuing to be Leafs fans despite it being an absolute joke of a franchise, especially as a league's "flagship" franchise. There are lots of Leafs fans who are plenty smart, I just don't know how they deal with all the stupidity that surrounds the entire Leaf fan experience-- from Ferguson's total incompetence, to McCabe's constant brain cramps, the media's obsession with pointless puck-head minutiae, the idiotic jealousy that drives the rivalry with the Senators, fucking morons chanting "Go Leafs Go" at fucking BASEBALL games and booing when Sens jerseys are on the JumboTron, the parade of Woodbridge-bound horn honkers after every single fucking playoff win (can anybody even remember one of those?), to the all around fucking mental midget, rah-rah culture that surrounds and supports a fucking joke of a mediocre organization that doesn't function well-enough to deserve a tenth of the support it gets, holds a monopoly on the game in southern Ontario that prevents fans from having another team to support, gouges their fanbase at every opportunity they get, and acts like it's King Shit of Fuck Mountain when their history is as about storied as the Cleveland fucking Indians. I can't deal with that. But because some people can and not be retards about it doesn't necessarily make them not smart. Necessarily.
They have a nice jersey though.
Oh, it's delightful.
How about those Canucks ones?
Good for the Capitals, at least.
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