We're Not Really As Lazy As We Seem

I know what you're thinking.

Parkes and Stoeten have gone on another bender and the only way I'll ever be able to hear their opinion again is to go to The Rhino on Queen Street to watch a baseball game and try to uncover them under all those Grolsch bottles like that photograph with Keith Moon and Carlsberg bottles that's impossible to find online.

Well, you're half right. Once again, The Rhino will play host to us and our friends for tonight's opening ALCS game in Boston.

Slow your roll there pilgrim, don't get too excited. You were also half wrong. We're not really that lazy.

You see, over the summer Stoeten and I found our inner bloggers (and in no way is that a euphemism for anything sexual) and decided to start an all-sports ditty to vent our ongoing frustration with the NHL, NASCAR, Bills fans and the ownership of the UFC.

The result is And Your Kids Too and even though it's just starting and not quite as irreverent enough to use the word fuck more than five times in a post, it's still pretty good. And with your commentary participation and correcting readership, it can only get better.

So, check it out already and send us an e-mail or leave a comment telling us what you think. And don't worry, we'll still be using words like ginger cunt face and punchmeat over here whenever we can.