Poll Results
Wherever men gather, the topic of the fairer sex is sure to arise.
We discuss them at length and depth, and offer advice to each other out of the bonds of manhood on how best to secure a night of grappling school with that oh-so-elusive piece of punchmeat.
While many men believe women only want two things from their breeding partner (a big wallet and a bigger baseball bat), I've always believed females to have more discerning tastes. Obviously, I've given the entire persuasion too much credit.
Frank Thomas is packing an enormous bat and will make more than $8 million this year. As clearly evidenced by the results of the latest DJF poll, the ladies love him for it.
16% of those voting said that they'd rather be violated by Thomas and his 'giner bruising sexual technique, than spend a night of roses and romance with any other Blue Jay. Granted, the final outcome was close with Alex Rios' horizontal mambo and Dustin McGowan's split mutton tied (15%), only two votes behind The Big Hurt (now you know where the nickname comes from).
For those oh-so-sexually deviant Jays fans, the only thing more appealing than Thomas crashing their custard truck, would be getting double played by Aaron Hill and John McDonald who round out the top five with 11% of the vote each.
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4 rational and reasonable comments:
I love how no one bothered to post a comment for this post. Like they're pretending to not be interested in this poll that had readers feverishly debating their sexuality and nearly killing themselves at having to single out just one Blue Jay that gives them a stiffy, only to be ecstactic or devastated with the results. C'mon, fess up. You know who you are.
And I didn't even vote.
I voted ... twice... for Frank Thomas... because I love it when dudes are rough with my giner.
I voted for John McDonald because I have this fantasy where I'm a hard hit ground ball hit up the middle, heading for the gap when . . .
If you combined McDonald and Hill into one vote they would have won.
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