The Marathon Man
I'm not sure how long they've had it up for, but The Toronto Star's website has posted a video of Paul Godfrey (pictured mingling with some young Plebians) making good on his promise to run a victory lap around Rogers Centre when the Canadian Dollar reached par with the American Dollar.
In addition to showing off Mark Heinzl's 11th grade A.V. Club skills, the two minute clip can also be seen as a public service announcement against being an old white man with a wispy beard who slicks his receding hair line back. DANGER: You will appear to those passing by as a deranged homeless person when you wear a track suit and begin jogging.
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3 rational and reasonable comments:
Was that homeless guy crying?
Somebody get him a razer and bar of soap.
Is Tony Fernandez still available? Fuck.
That was too fantastic. How come there aren't more comments? The AV Club comment, though harsh, is too bang on. I was like, is this a fucking TVO documentary or something? Am I watching Human Edge? Is it Sunday at two in the morning? Did I fall asleep listening to Steve Paitkin again?
You get the picture. I thought it kinda worked, though.
When is he getting fitted for the prosthetic?
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