Jose Canseco Is A Liar
From page 91 of Jose Canseco's masterpiece Juiced:
Here’s something you probably don’t know about Roger Clemens: He’s one of the very few baseball players I know who never cheated on his wife. I was amazed by him, to be honest. His wife should be very proud of him.
By now, we've all heard of Roger Clemens' alleged extra marital excursions with a fifteen year old Mindy McCready, and now comes news that McCready wasn't the only apple that caught the flamethrower's eye.
Since this news first broke, my world has been turned completely upside down. I mean if you can't put faith in the words of Jose Canseco, who can you trust? I'm so confused.
The only good news that one can draw from the entire Clemens mess, is that men continue to age much better than women.
Here's a current picture of Mindy McCready:
Whenever I get tired of jumping through hoops for kitty, I stay strong by remembering that by the time I turn forty, all the power in the relationship will swing back to me. It will finally be up to her to keep me interested. That's how it works, right?
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11 comments:
What's this horseshit up above Justin's live blog?
It sucks that you can't order posts.
Get Justin to copy all the HTML from his, then delete his post and paste that shit into a new one. He'll only have to redo the title and tags.
Rodger Dodger could have done better than this!Mindy was hit by the ugly stick!
you dudes should read Bill Simmons last ESPN chat, it actually sucks bag because it's 90% NBA playoff related, but he sprinkles in comments from readers (curiously, most are from Roger (Houston, TX)) surrounding the McCready affair.
Hilarious stuff.
I'd still tap it.
And, a dude lying about his friend sleeping around? Stop. The. Presses.
She's too fugly to tap,I'd take a Lewinsky,though!
You guys are all diamonds.
Seriously? I can't believe it's even up for debate. No way do my genitals even accidentally rub up against that.
Geez, it looks like the Jays are still using the bat Canseco is swinging in the picture.
I wouldn't be shocked if the Jays' batting tee was leading the AL in ERA.
Best Regards
John
"...all the power in the relationship will swing back to me. It will finally be up to her to keep me interested. That's how it works, right?"
That is pree-cise-lee how it works. There's a dearth of good-looking, literate, semi-sober 40 yr.olds that don't tuck their sweater into their slacks. Hence the available younger trim.
Quoting Carlin, "I wouldn't f**k her with a stolen dick!"
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