Amok Time
I'm not saying for a fact that after recording our podcast we ended up at a bar that was almost closing, with one drunk bartender who at one point decided to surprise us by going into the back and changing into his golden-coloured Star Trek uniform and then talking about his tricorder and putting on the sounds of the original Star Trek-- like the shit where Spock and Kirk fight to the death-- and then pulling out two brooms so I could fight him, which I did, in the middle of the bar, with the brooms, while the sounds of the Spock v. Kirk music filled the whole room...
But I am saying that maybe it happened. Maybe. And also that our podcast won't be posted until Tuesday... most likely because the Score is run by a bunch of lazy cunts fine, hardworking people who deserve to have a long weekend once in a while. At least, ... I'm pretty sure that's what I mean...
(Also, FYI, this, if my math is anywhere close to good-- which it probably isn't---was our 1000th post. Uh... nails?)
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Spock, kirk fight and 1000th post on a blog, two thing stroked off the ol' thing to do before I die list in one week? you sir are a god(among drunks)
/shakes his head(not because stoeten's life is sad, but because I wish I was fightin' a drunk star trek lovin' bartender last night, sounds like fun)
There used to be an Improv group that did live Star Trek episodes on Queen east of Bathurst back in the early nineties. I saw them do Amok Time. For the credits they had someone running back and forth with a miniature Enterprise glued to a hard hat shining a flashlight on it. When the big fight happened it was with hockey sticks with gas cans attached to the end for the wacky Vulcan weapon.
Also, they didn't have anyone to play Sulu so they had a cardboard cutout instead. For phasers they used cans of Silly string.
Seriously, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Walter Koenig saw it and loved it. Paramount's lawyers were less kind.
i always wondered what sort of fucking nerds watched star trek...now i know its the douchebag english majors who couldnt get laid and pretended to enjoy sports
Anonymous strikes again with her sharp tongue and unmatched wit!!
Nice life anonymous seems like anything is better than to be you!
Anonymous, do you know how you make Stoeten feel? i'll tell you:
Kiazi's children - their faces wet.
Temba - at rest,
Beau
That shit didn't really happen last night did it?
Anonymous, I have no clue about Star Trek beyond what I Googled last night. I'm just really good at pretending I like things-- as you've noticed.
Problem solved! Bad anonymous = beau
you're wild and kkk-ee-razy guys!!
wrong!
wrong!
when's the dang ol' podcast goin up?...i'm gettin a woodrow already
Tuesday! They can't do it until Tuesday. I guess the editors and such aren't around today.
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