Disgusting Skanks With Overbites
Not to get all William Houston on everyone, but what the fuck is the FAN 590 doing?
I just visited their website to find the email address of a particularly annoying mid-morning host, when I came across a link to The FAN Girls. Obviously intrigued, I clicked it to find photos of disease riddled skanks that make the Toronto SunShine Girls look like something you'd want to bring home and introduce to your mother.
Where did they find these women? In Philadelphia?
Obviously, blogs are to blame for forcing respectable radio stations to sink this low just to drive traffic to their website. Shame on you, blogs. You're contributing to the impending idiocracy.
In other news, we'll be following suit with some Drunk Jays Chicks for your viewing pleasure.
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15 rational and reasonable comments:
where is Stoeten and baseball writing, this is crap - grow up
Parkes that's what you get when you post pics of dude's sisters.
Yeah, what anonymous said! I paid good money to come to this site, so I have every right to tell you what to post on it. I can't believe a serious, baseball-minded website with a respectable title like "Drunk Jays Fans" would ever stoop so low.
Ya more Stoten baseball talk where he writes about drinking Cralsberg and running into Kevin Elster's brother.
Go read another richard griffin article.
If I ever go out drinking with you guys, I'm totally picking fights the whole night. You've got my back like Matt Stairs.
Speaking of fair criticism, I came across this on a message board:
I like the "Drunk Jays Fans" blog and try to remember to read it from time to time. But they've kicked off a new podcast (you can find it at the Score) based on it. It's really awful. Guys who read like really cool, ironic guys with interesting things to say can sound stupid, inarticulate and nauseatingly self absorbed on a podcast.
Hahahahaha. It's totally true.
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I think his first mistake was thinking we're really cool, ironic guys with interesting things to say.
Interestingly, I would say that you guys are cool in an ironic kind of way.
So that's by the traditional definition of irony, where you say one thing and mean another?
No, that's lying.
It's not lying when Paul Godfrey knows the truth.
Did you guys see that Griff called Eckstein 'gritty' today when talking about his hip flexor MRI.
Unbe-fuckin-lievable.
I also noticed that Cathal Kelly referred to the Bostons and the New Yorks in his piece today, so that construction is really getting around.
"a particularly annoying mid-morning host"
Please tell me you're just referring to Dave Cadeau.
Am I alone in the fact that i'd still let them pole-ride in a minute? I mean, sure they'd want me to buy them gay shit . . . but I wouldn't.
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