He's A Zauner
Gregg Zaun (pictured above with Stoeten in a fat suit and dressed like a douche) has been placed on the 15-day Disabled List after tweaking his elbow during last night's warmups.
According to the Jays, there's not much to worry about, and if Zaun played any position other than catcher, he'd likely only be day-to-day. [Insert joke about J.P. lying and the extremes to which Zaun could be injured, then yawn, then slap yourself, then understand you're a hack.]
Curtis Thigpen has been called up to take his roster spot and will be available tonight as Rowdy Rod Barajas' backup (say that fast five times). Robinzon Diaz is still out with an ankle sprain, and was unavailable to be called up.
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if that's actually stoeten, HOLY FUCK
not funny. that's my mother.
stoeten's your mom? weak.
Tommy John surgery for Zaun in 3... 2... 1...
That picture never gets old. I love it!
that guy is way better looking than Stoeten... ZING!
It looks like that guy has crapped his pants, everyone knows except for him, and Zaun is trying hard not to acknowledge the fact he is overwhelmed with the stench with a shit eating grin. Kind of reminds me of 3 Fugutives when Nick Nolte says through gritted teeth "Why don't these assholes leave"
After 15 mintues of awkwardness, during which time the guy never changed his facial expression, Zaun gave him a blank cheque just to get rid of him. He later used that cheque to purchase PED's and went on to dominate the special olympics.
good post
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