Wednesday, November 19, 2008

David From Saskatchewan Is Alive . . . And Living On His Own

There's a new date rape centre in Saskatchewan, and it's a half empty apartment in Regina. Only instead of Rohypnol, extended baseball commentary is being used to lull victims into a comatose state.

11 comments:

Ian H. said...

David's got a bachelor pad. Watch out ladies of Saskatchewan, your days are numbered.

Anonymous said...

This kid could get a job at Guantanamo bay, but the resulting escalation of terrorism would probably topple the U.S. government

Lloyd the Barber said...

Free teenage mustache rides!

Mind the gap.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Parkes, brought to you by McPukes.

CheapSeats said...

I'd love to throw David from Saskatchewan under a bus.

The Ack said...

He's like Spenny's long lost brother with a baseball obsession.

The skanks of Sask have no chance. NO CHANCE.

Anonymous said...

whats wrong Parkes? Jealous? That unlike you this guy managed to finally move out of his moms basement?

wuzzles said...

I just woke up, and now i want to go back to sleep.

Is that some sort of spy-cam behind him? "Sure you can get changed in my room. Take all the time you need. Hyuk."

eyebleaf said...

The Anonymous commenters on this site are so fucking angry. I love it.

And, seriously, this guy David freaks me the fuck out.

Stoeten said...

whats wrong Parkes? Jealous? That unlike you this guy managed to finally move out of his moms basement?

Shows what you know. Parkes doesn't even have a mom. He's a cyborg. Dickhead.

Anonymous said...

Shit looks like I've got some competition in Sask.

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