Monday, November 24, 2008

Jordan Bastian: An Electro Pop Pioneer

According to his newest profile photo on Major League Bastian, Jays MLB.com correspondent Jordan Bastian was formerly an electro pop pioneer, often spoken of in the same breath as Gary Numan and Yellow Magic Orchestra. His dalliance with musical history can all be derived from the grainy, over-contrasted picture that now adorns his webpage.

I kid. I kid. No one appreciates the number of articles that Bastian churns out more than me. Even the offseason hasn't slowed down the Jays most prolific beat reporter. Bastian's latest piece, from over the weekend, is about the Yankees possible reluctance to offer A.J. Burnett five years.

In other Jays blogging news, our friends at The Southpaw, who the comments section recently took to task, have put up a nice summary of the Arizona Fall League 2008 season and how the Jays prospects fared playing in the Grand Canyon State as well as the Hawaii Winter League.

Our new friends at Bluebird Banter are all bonered up about something that happened in the CFL which unfortunately precludes them from being our friends anymore. Speaking of Bonerville celebrations, the recent retiring of Mike Mussina has placed the Tao of Stieb in the midst of a Viagra extended party. Finally, the smarty pants at Ghostrunner On First liken J.P. Ricciardi's off season strategies to that game that Matt Damon, Ed Norton and John Malkovich played in Rounders.

10 comments:

Hugo said...

Haha, I plead not guilty to my co-blogger's love of the CFL!

Anonymous said...

I don't know why you guys like Bastian so much. Totally cookie cutter.

Anonymous said...

Parkes is trying to make nice to the blogging community he always insults.

Anonymous said...

And by the way that pic is total badass in a late eighties early nineties sort of way.

Anonymous said...

He's does what he's supposed to, so we can make fun of him. But his writing is readable

Anonymous said...

I like Bastian too. Nnothing extraordinary, but he gets the job done.

Anonymous said...

BASTIAN is employed by mlb. He's no more than a mlb bj promoter.

MORE les WALROND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joanna said...

thanks for the shoutout, asshole...

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Parkes, brought to you by McFuckhead's

Anonymous said...

manny just signed with the jays.

www.mlb.com

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