On Sponsors

The last couple of weeks have ushered in an unparalleled whirlwind of change. First, Barack Obama was elected President of the United States and then Drunk Jays Fans got sponsors.

While munching on a handful of McDonald's french fries and rocking out to Nickelback's latest album, the enormity of the changes to our website truly hit me (like a tom). To all those who wonder if DJF's baseball boners still burst forth as brilliantly, I would tell you that the true strength of our blog does not come from copyright infringing logos, properly centred banners or vast spaces of white in our menu frames.

It is from the enduring power of our ideals: advice on scoring broads at the ballgame, posts mourning the loss of truly shitty pitchers, and those pictures of the homeless guy who looks a lot like Richard Griffin.

That's what we stake our reputation on, and that's what will hopefully keep you coming back.