Todd Stottlemyre Is On Twitter
I don't know why, or what the hell the gibberish he's writing about means (where the fuck is Jim Kramer when I need him?), but it's very true that the Todd Stottlemyre (pictured above as his classic character, Buddy Cole) is on Twitter, talking some kind of stockbroker jargon. Frequently.
I don't know why you would want to, but if you can decipher what the hell he's talking about, you can follow him right here: http://twitter.com/toddstottlemyre.
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10 rational and reasonable comments:
Halliday is kind of screwed. He isn't making enough where the Jays are forced to trade him and top pitchers aren't really getting a ton in the trade market.
The Jays will be a better team in 2010 but to say try and sell the public that they will be a playoff team is a joke. Unless the jays decide that they will sign a hitter or two they will finish 3rd
What is up with all of the dollar signs on his updates?
Excellent investigative journalism. Bergkamp's status as the site expert regarding ex-Jay
.500 RHPs is in jeopardy.
Bergkamp is in the motherland, so I'll give him a mulligan on this one.
Investigative Journalism in the Year 2008 = Google News searches.
Can someone explain the point of Twitter to me?
I'm not a fogie or a technophobe at all but I look at the garbled mess of a twitter page and can't see the point.
It looks like IRC for retards
hey anonymous i think you nailed twitter's purpose right on the head..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-GgbP9C9Zk
fuck thats good.
Anyone else find it insane that Todd made 53 million dollars over the course of his mediocre baseball career?
Fuck off Parkes
haha, that resemblance is bang on.
It's too bad they didn't have Twitter 15 years ago. Then Todd could've utilized it during Game 4 of the '93 World Series:
"Todd is trying to stretch one base into two, and sliding into third. Bloody Chin - epic fail."
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