Monday, April 20, 2009

I Don't Really Have To Explain That Vernon's Joking, Do I?

Seriously?

He's joking. And it's pretty nails, if you ask me. Of course, I'm a racist, so it really hits home.

Score one for our buddy Hale over at the Mockingbird for scouring YouTube for the clip.

59 rational and reasonable comments:

Anonymous said...

whose whiteness do you think vernon wasn't sure of when he went from 24 to 23 to 22?

wheeler said...

haha.. Aaron Hill: Racist

Thom said...

holy shit that was hilarious. He took that dumb blonde for a Uncle BJ wild ride, she believed everyone of his words and thought she had a HUGE story ahahahaha.

Thom said...

you should have just posted this and let a lot of the commenters fight it out Aaron Hill's 'Racism'

Stoeten said...

You make a good point.

Oroveso said...

True Blue has a new favourite player.

Anonymous said...

It looks like it's the nazi girl's big day to feel relevant

DaveC said...

"Yeah, I can work both sides."

This is stellar, absolutely stellar. How does she not realize the jig's up when he starts laughing?

Joanna said...

Are we going to have to discuss this and Vernon is going to have to apologize for showing a personality? Cause if he does, I'm going to get pissed off.

Kid Cudi made a remix of Poker Face, featuring Kanye West and Common, called "Poke Her Face" ? Guess what it's about? I was reminded of it when I saw this video.

SP said...

"I heard you have good flavour in decorating..."

"That's hot." - Paris Hilton

Jeff said...

This... is... gold.

Pure... gold.

Holy cow.

DT said...

"I can tap in to both sides"

Anonymous said...

Sarcasm and passive-aggression are funny, but they're not good leadership qualities

Good thing Kevin Millar is the new leader of this team

Anonymous said...

I once saw Vernon on the street and went there "there goes a future MVP." He turned to me and made a face like he was showing off his "grill" and threw up the 2pac westside "W". Hilarious guy...

Smitty said...

I love how he just deadpanned it, unless you know Vernon, and really who outside of Blue Jays fans does, you would totally think he's serious.

Brandon E.M. Savage said...

I heard that Vernon is racist when it comes to those filthy Portuguese!

Jer said...

I'm pretty sure she knew he was joking once she alluded to rios's homo-sexuality. Also damn she's hot!! and fuck that was funny

Anonymous said...

The Portugese are ok in my book as long as they keep throwing rocks at Nickelback

Tao of Stieb said...

Are those chicks the servers at the SkyDome's In the Action seats?

That's what an anon commenter claimed over on our blog, but we don't want to take that to the bank.

Anonymous said...

I'm the one who posted at the Tao...just to clarify, I can't say it for a stone cold fact, but I was in some seats just above the "In the Action" zone, and if the Jonny Gomes interviewer wasn't serving food and drinks, then it was her twin sister...

Thom said...

nice....twins

Anonymous said...

The video "Poker Face" is mis-spelled in Korea as "Porker Face". I hadn't heard of it and could only think WTF? Is this real?

LJ said...

"I'm the one who posted at the Tao...just to clarify, I can't say it for a stone cold fact, but I was in some seats just above the "In the Action" zone, and if the Jonny Gomes interviewer wasn't serving food and drinks, then it was her twin sister..."

Don't they all look alike?

halejon said...

I want to know what Hill was trying to kid him about that got him going. Something about suing him? I think they cut that part of the video.

Anonymous said...

boooooooooooooooooring...

mike in boston said...

that chick has a real shot at being the next Miss America

... like ... such as ... the Iraq ...

Alex said...

How does he keep such a straight face lol?

Anonymous said...

Who's dumber.

1. Someone who thinks he's serious about HIll.

2. Thom ("He took that dumb blonde for a Uncle BJ wild ride, she believed everyone of his words and thought she had a HUGE story ahahahaha.")


Money here's on Thom.

Anonymous said...

Hey, be nice Anon 9:34. You're giving the rest of us anons a bad name. Dumb is highly subjective. This is all very goofy.

Anonymous said...

yup the dumb blonde was digging for some serious journalism there

Lord Bob said...

Breaking news: Hill has seen the interview and indignantly referred to Wells as "uppity".

Anonymous said...

One thing that appears wasn't a joke to Wells is the very low number of Afro-Americans on the Jays.

black. one (him)

Anonymous said...

Man, the Nationals really love their Zimmerman(n)'s...

Anonymous said...

Good call anon, the 22 was probably the number of white guys on the team

(or did everyone else figure that out already)

Anonymous said...

Vern !!

What's up with yer dude nip ons ?

mudie said...

thanks anon 10:19, now I get the 24, 23 ,22 thing: the number of white Jays players... I think I like VW a little more after that, in fact it almost makes me forget he's egregiously over paid

Brad Fullmer Fan said...

Aaron Hill....racist.

Anonymous said...

yeah Mudie, looks like I'm not the only undiscerning reader

if you read the first comment closely you would have figured it out

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Parkes

Anonymous said...

Is Scutaro considered white? I thought at most he was, like, half white?

21.5!

Anonymous said...

This cunt is hot but she's pretty bad at her job. You don't pull the mic from a guy when he's carrying the interview so you can pretend to be witty.

I'd still throat fuck it.

Spec7ral said...

Throat fucking is so avant-garde.

Anonymous said...

http://www.intheactionseats.com/

It's definitely them

kinger said...

Is everything nails these days?

Anonymous said...

Wells looks like he's cold.

Receiver of SkyDome Blow Jobs said...

Couldn't blondie read VERNON'S WELLS POKER FACE? (She's got to love nobody)

I have a hard on that I will take care of right now.

Mum mum mum mah

Thom said...

thanks anon 9:42, I think anon 9:34 has a crush on me

Tout Garni said...

someone in the media (well, okay, CBC radio or the Toronto Star) is going to take this seriously. You just know it.

mudie said...

haha reading comprehension on my behalf is poor... nothing new if you as my elementary school teachers

Anonymous said...

aaaaaaasssssk, aaaaaaaassssssk! ^^Jackass

Ian M said...

If a-rod came out and jokingly called joba chamberlain a racist, can you imagine the media shitstorm that would ensue?

Anonymous said...

maybe if Stoeten and Parkes were hot chicks then they could actually get a Jays player on their podcast.

can you guys try to get this broad on the podcast?

Yaksman said...

Why would you want that chick on a purely audio format?

Stoeten said...

Check out every link on their site:

"Soon you can learn the truth about Katrina of the 'InTheActionSeat.com'

Return here soon to see why she is a liar, cheat and a fraud.

Soon you can learn the truth about Katrina of the 'InTheActionSeat.com'

Return here soon to see why she is a liar, cheat and a fraud."

Interesting. My guess is that they're retards.

Stoeten said...

Except, on their site it only say it once.

Sebastian said...

Whoever thinks the girl doesn't know he's joking is more retarded than someone who thinks he isn't.

JaysFan2002 said...

I think she (Katrina?) knows he's joking ... she's laughing with him.

I think they're a couple of fun (and hot!!!) girls having a good time and Vernon knows it, too. That's why he's playing along.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!!! And I agree with JaysFan2002. Vernon HAD to know the girl was in on it ... at least I hope she was!!

Anonymous said...

That.....was.....awesome!

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