Tuesday, July 14, 2009

All-Star Game Threat: AL vs. NL

I've got to go drink... but here's hoping Roy sucks shit and makes the speculation shitstorm let up for a bit.

American League

I. Suzuki rf
D. Jeter ss
J. Mauer c
M. Teixeira 1b
J. Bay lf
J. Hamilton cf
M. Young 3b
A. Hill 2b
R. Halladay p

National League

H. Ramirez ss
C. Utley 2b
A. Pujols 1b
R. Braun rf
R. Ibanez lf
D. Wright 3b
S. Victorino cf
Y. Molina c
T. Lincecum p

109 rational and reasonable comments:

Brad Fullmer Fan said...

I'd prefer that he succeeds. This shitstorm won't stop until July 31.

Brandon E.M. Savage said...

I'm gunna enjoy this game 'til Hill gets pulled... Given that he's got no real back-up though, he'll probably be there at least 6 innings...

Doc will also be there 6 innings, but only 'cause it'll only take him 24 pitches to get through 6...

hello said...

Thank Christ. Gary Thorne is doing the play by play.

Beachjay said...

Halladay sucking? That's blasphemy.

Beachjay said...

Are Orlando Hudson and Akon the same person?

Anonymous said...

this is fucking ridiculous

were here to watch a crappy all star game, not this shit

Luap said...

yea this is brutal

Anonymous said...

Bizarre request: is this being broadcast over the web at all? My tv is out for another couple weeks and I can't find any pants to go to a sports bar with.

Anonymous said...

i must have a stone heart. i dont find this moving at all

Dan W said...

I love how MLB thinks its a marvelous fucking idea to have the game go past midnight every year... if youre going to pull this shit start the coverage and pre-game shit at 730.

Anonymous said...

does anyone else think playing anthems at sporting events completely unnecessary and silly?

Otto said...

Are they seriously not singing O Canada? Someone tell me they did it during the commercial break otherwise Lord help me

Luap said...

Why couldnt these so called "all stars" meet n greet the players this afternoon, when time wouldnt have been an issue.

Dan W said...

"does anyone else think playing anthems at sporting events completely unnecessary and silly?"

Agreed. I hate this nationalism bullshit.

Dan W said...

Oh goody! We get to see Obama pitch! Im on cloud fucking nine.

Alex said...

the flyover is still cool though.

And they played an instrumental version of the canadian anthem

Taub of Stieb said...

"Overall, Foreman's personality is the closest to House's, although he is often loathe to admit the fact."

Stoeten is loathe to admit he parrots Wilner's opinions.

"Foreman is a loner who considers himself a self-made man in many ways. He seems to have turned away from the religious beliefs of his parents at an early age, but inside still struggles with this."

Stoeten is a loner. He turned away from his religious beliefs unlike Wilner who is a Jew despite his fervent championing of "logic and reason"

"At the end of Season 3 Foreman left Princeton Plainsboro so he would not turn into House, and as season 4 has passed his flight seems to have failed as he as evolved into a clone of House."

At the end of Season 3 of this blog, Stoeten will leave to permanently work for the Score, but he will be drawn back out of his need to talk down to commenters, use profanity for no reason, and respond to hecklers because of his insecurity.

"It is obvious that Foreman and House have no problem telling people the way it is; they do not sugar coat anything in any way, ever."

Stoeten will not hesitate to call your a retard for having an opinion he doesn't agree with, just like Wilner

"...you haven't done anything stupid, spontaneous or even remotely interesting since you were seventeen.... And that's just sad." -- House to Foreman"

Stoeten is not remotely interesting

Foreman: "Am I boring?"
Chase: "Yes"

Stoeten is boring

Beachjay said...

Who's this black dude and where's the President?

Ice Cream Jonsey said...

Anyonmous, go to justin.tv and search.

Hornsby's casket is making the rounds of the stadium and then Oba- oh fuck me, Joe Buck is doing the game? I was promised Gary Thorne!

Anonymous said...

Why didn't they show where the pitch ended up? The media still has their heads firmly lodged in Obama's ass?

Anonymous said...

Yea, FOX has their heads firmly lodged in Obama's ass. That makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Fox cut to commercial during the Canadian national anthem (which has happened ever year in recent memory that FOX has shown the All-Star Game). SNET is carrying the MLB International feed, which did broadcast the playing of the Canadian national anthem.

FOX is catering to the American audience. MLB International for everyone else on the planet.

Dan W said...

"Why didn't they show where the pitch ended up? The media still has their heads firmly lodged in Obama's ass?"

If you watch Sportsnet you dont have to put up with the shitty Fox feed.

Beachjay said...

Yea hopefully they dont have too much of that artsy camera shit, I just want to watch the game.

Anonymous said...

The MLB International feed on SNET clearly showed where the pitch ended up, as the view was from the centre field cam.

the_fatman said...

....nice girl windup Beraka.

Beachjay said...

How the hell is Lincecum so damn good?

Dan W said...

What the fuck? Oh no, Chone didnt get hear til 4:30! Thats only 4 fucking hours before the game starts. What a horror!

Seriously, goes to show how spoiled these fuckers are that anyone could possibly think arriving at the airport over 4 hours before the game starts could be considered even the slightest problem.

Anonymous said...

I sense a lot of racist backwoods douchefucks here

Anonymous said...

hahahaw, these assholes still make the pitchers bat when in AAAA baseball park lol

Tony said...

To whomever posted that there's no real backup for Hill, I'd like to introduce you to one Ben Zobrist.

Otto said...

@Dan W:
Yeah no kidding. Anyone remember when the Red Sox made a last second trade to get Doug Mirabelli back to catch Wakefield a couple years ago? The guy changed into his uniform in the limo from the airport and got to Fenway a few minutes before the game started. That's last minute.

Luap said...

So if the AL bats around and Roy's spot comes up does he hit?

Luap said...

I Love Lincecum!

Otto said...

"So if the AL bats around and Roy's spot comes up does he hit?"

They're not going to substitute the starting pitcher in the all star game before he gets a chance to pitch.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Roy'll bat. It should keep these guys honest on top of the hill.

Dan W said...

Ball looked foul.

Anonymous said...

Everyone remember Dan Uggla? Poor guy...

Anonymous said...

There are a bunch of cynical fucks (Wilner) who will tell you they dont care about whether Jays make the all-star game or not but they're just cynical fucks. Seeing Roy Halladay and Aaron Hill start for the AL is nails damn it, NAILS.

Dan W said...

Awesome to see that Halladay grounder to Hill for the out... it makes me feel special.

Anonymous said...

this is it for halladay

Anonymous said...

this ump is a cocksucker

Anonymous said...

Thanks for that Gord Ass

Anonymous said...

Is that it for Doc? Watch Lincecum hit him and break his arm

Anonymous said...

cunt cocks

Dan W said...

I hope Doc hits but I doubt it.

Luap said...

haha, 1st pitch swinging for hill

Dan W said...

Jesus christ, thats the hardest Ive seen Hill run all year... itd be nice for him to do that during the games that actually matter.

Anonymous said...

stand further back Doc

Otto said...

Wooo! Halladay hitting!

Anonymous said...

how come there is no logo on halladays helmet?

Chris said...

@Dan W Are you seriously suggesting Aaron Hill doesn't hustle?

Anonymous said...

wow, they just said that.... holy fuck. what a joke we are, to the whole fucking league and media.

Luap said...

I love how Ichiro is a step towards 1st by the time he completes his swing

Anonymous said...

"how come there is no logo on halladays helmet?"

He apparently didn't bring a helmet. That was Longoria's helmet with the logo removed.

Anonymous said...

Rosenthal: Jays not ruling out trading Halladay within division.

Yep, ownership does not care whatsoever about winning

Anonymous said...

rosenthal can lick my fucking balls

Ice Cream Jonsey said...

This is such fucking bullshit. He's our BEST FUCKING PLAYER, give him whatever the fuck he wants and re-sign him, he's the best bet in baseball to be worth it. Cheap-ass stupid fucks.

Anonymous said...

anon 9 13... that has been on the table since the start of all of this shit, and you're right, they don't give a fuck

Dan W said...

"@Dan W Are you seriously suggesting Aaron Hill doesn't hustle?"

Yeah I am, watch him on pop-ups, ground balls etc... He rarely goes hard out of the box if he thinks he's out. Hes not as bad as Rios but still.

Anonymous said...

Rosenthal is a piece of cumshit and deserves to die.

Anonymous said...

Management really needs to sit down with Halladay and determine that if they throw him whatever the hell he wants, will he re-sign. He seems decent enough to give a real answer on that front. If the answer's yes, then re-sign him. If the answer's no, then trade him and get the best trade value you can.

Anonymous said...

Its ok, only one run earned

Anonymous said...

maybe 3 straight hits will make teams not want doc :-p

Alex said...

Halladay gonna throw the game so that when he's traded to the NL he gets homefield adv in the WS?

Anonymous said...

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7081/405houseforeman1.jpg

Anonymous said...

Halladay shits the bed with 2 out and leaves the game down a run after being spotted 2. Let's face it, he's lost alot of his dominance and gets hit hard alot now. Trade him while his stock is high before he loses it completely.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off

Anonymous said...

I can't believe how hard Wright hit that ball. He even broke his bat!!!!

Look out everyone, the dumb fucks are out tonight

Anonymous said...

9:31, why don't you write Roy and tell him you want to suck his dick?

Anonymous said...

Halladay's a goner! Give Wells more money and trade Halladay!

Anonymous said...

Lookit Doc leave the game down a run!

Anonymous said...

But but Hill is white, how can you think he doesnt hustle?

Anonymous said...

Trade Halladay to the Red Sox or Yankees and bring BJ Ryan back! No brainer...

Brad Fullmer Fan said...

Yeah, a couple of bloop hits with 2 outs will turn everybody off of Halladay. We can hope, lol.

Anonymous said...

No doubt Halladay plays for the Blue Jays!

Anonymous said...

He looked good at the plate getting some wood on the ball. I think he'd be able to hit ok if he went to the NL.

Dan W said...

God, everyone is right, Lincecum really looks like the kid for Dazed and Confused.

Anonymous said...

It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Taub of Stieb said...

I think Lincecum looks more like Thirteen from House

Anonymous said...

No, it's be way cooler if you did!

Anonymous said...

He looks like a fuckin mop.

Anonymous said...

How did O-Dog get away?

Anonymous said...

What, is everyone passed out drunk already?

Taub of Stieb said...

Stoeten with his buddies: http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6196/andrewforeman.jpg

Dan W said...

Bay has US citizenship now... fucking traitor lol.

Anonymous said...

The national league is the biggest joke in baseball

Anonymous said...

16/30ths of the league is the biggest joke in baseball?

Dan W said...

Sutcliffe is such a blowhard.

Whit said...

How does Sportsnet breakaway from the coverage before the MVP is awarded??

What a joke!

Whit

Anonymous said...

Sportsnet..what a bunch of fuckin idiots. Figures it's owned by Rogers.

Anonymous said...

"The national league is the biggest joke in baseball."

2/3 of the Blue Jays are the biggest joke in baseball.

Gavin said...

Fuck, Lincecum looks like such a d-bag.

FATKID, HOUSE FAN said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHZAHAHAHA... LOVE THE PICTURE...

Anonymous said...

LOL I bet Bergkamp made that picture

Anonymous said...

I'm still feeling all warm, fuzzy, and brainwashed by the patriotic US propaganda

Anonymous said...

Getting slapped on the ass by Madden better not have messed up Hill's hitting

the_fatman said...
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Anonymous said...

Thank fuck it's over.

JB said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fI_jdOrYPc

Anonymous said...

aww..how cute...

Ferndonk said...

Halladay to St.Louis?

Anonymous said...

Halladay to your sister's?

J.P. said...

Halladay will go to philly or st.louis, Just waiting for the right time to pull the trigger.

Dan Grant said...

If this happens, don't go near any clock towers, because there is a distinct chance I'll be up it with a high powered rifle.

http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/ny-sprieber1412966163jul13,0,4472635.column?track=rss

Weezy said...

Dan Grant,

It would shitacular beyond belief to see Halladay in a Yankees uni. and have to face him several times a year. However, if instead of Gardiner or Melky it is Jackson and a couple of decent prospects, one being a pitcher, I make that trade I think............that is if I (being gm and all) am allowed to use the money saved to pursue free agents. If the money is just going be locked away in Roger's vaults then, no.

The Ack said...

This is what pisses me off about the rumor mill. There is no FUCKING way that JP would ever accept that package. Fuck that guy for even suggesting such a platter of shit.

Now wake up and entertain us, DJF monkeys.

(see what I did there?)

James said...

I think I'd almost be OK with the Jays getting less for Halladay by dumping Wells in with him - IF it meant that they Jays would reinvest the money they would save. In this market that could get a lot. But I think it's pretty obvious that they would just pocket the savings. So fuck that!

Also - I just got an imac for the first time yesterday...heyooo

James said...

I usually don't like Doug Farraway, but he's being pretty good right now on the Fan. Says if Rogers doesn't want to keep Roy and try to win then get out of the business of owning sports teams.

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