Game Threat: Boo Town Red Sux @ Toronto Blue Jays
Hmm. So, the Red Sox are in town. That should be aggravating. No, not because they stand a good chance of winning the series or anything like that. It's because their fans are pieces of shit and they'll be polluting our air with their delusionally blue collar attitude of entitlement.
Prior to tonight's game, Cito Gaston announced that they'd be shelving the Brian Tallet starting experience for a little while. This is partly due to him throwing more innings than Beau Gaudreau at a wiffle ball game, and partly due to a schedule with an assortment of off days in the coming weeks.
You may also notice that Vernon Wells is not in tonight's lineup. Apparently, it's due to a stomach virus. He must've read about his fielding stats too.
Go Jays! Play . . . meuh.
BOSTON RED SOX (54-34)
1. J.D. Drew, RF
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
4. David Ortiz, DH
5. Jason Bay, LF
6. Mike Lowell, 3B
7. Jason Varitek, C
8. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
9. Nick Green, SS
Starter: RHP Clay Buchholz (Season debut)
TORONTO BLUE JAYS (44-46)
1. Marco Scutaro, SS
2. Aaron Hill, 2B
3. Adam Lind, DH
4. Scott Rolen, 3B
5. Lyle Overbay, 1B
6. Alex Rios, CF
7. Jose Bautista, RF
8. Rod Barajas, C
9. David Dellucci, LF
Starter: LHP Ricky Romero (7-3, 3.00)
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Rios in center should be entertaining
Ok, here's the deal. Jays sweep the series. Go on to win 10 in a row and stun the world. Sox lose next 10 straight and that fat girl jumps from the stands and lands on Vernon's face.
http://310tojoba.blogspot.com/2009/07/truth-be-told.html
Fuck off Massholes! Fuck Integrity Pederass, Pukilis and Papeldick and their ancestors.
On a positive note, maybe Wells has been constipated all year so now maybe he's finally getting that giant shit out of his system ?
Nevermind, he probably overdosed on caviar sauteed in starving children's tears
Holy fuck, Romero stands out on this team.
Fuck off Parks & Stoten
Why do my comments about Stoeten doing the fat chick keep getting removed?
Parkes = English surname, no? So why the fuck does he give a crap about Dutch soccer?
It's true, Wells eats a couple of orphans before each game
Fuckin' Romero. He sucks against Boston.
Fuckin Romero.
2 run homer by Koukilis, whatta joke. Sounds like the Dome is filled with MASSSHOLES,TOO.
Fuck in Romero.
Jays up, down 1-2-3.
This game's over.
Jays suck. Fuck them. I'm watching the Argo game.
Fucking Jays still can't hit a ball out of the fucking infield. They suck.
I would love to hear what Dennis Eckersley has to say about Buchholz. Eck is fucking hilarious. My guess is he's already said, "Buchholz--what's his name?--He's got it goin on tonight."
Mmmmmm...the Lady Jays. Let's just show them instead.
I guess we dont have any intelligent people in this game threat.
WOO RR goes KKK style :)
(back 2 back 2 back strikeouts that is)
LOL KKK
fucking jamie campbell, RICKY GOES K K AND K.
Who wants some ginger-bread?
Bubbles, go fuck your cat.
Another infield groundout. Holy....
This guy serves up first pitch fastballs and the Jays know it's no fucking use to even try.
DOUBLEPLAY!!! BASE HIT.
.....Over-bino!
Alex Rios = The Chessmaster
The Jays swing at shit.
Rios = Horseshit
...Alex 'livin the dream' Rios.
...the heck's Vern?...i wanted to see a Vern-o-slide out in center...rats.
Rod Barajas = Gerald Laird.
Vern's got swine flu.
...buh-RAGE-es.
...if Vern dies of HNswine1 is the contract null & void??
Who's the umpire at first base, Mr. T ? Badass !
AAAAAARGOOOOOOOS
Maybe he's pregnant ?
Vern's got swine flu.
Hope he dies.
This team is fucked.
walking the first batter again . . .
If you think this game is bad wait until the Argos top it in suckage.
What kind of grown man would accept the nick-name of "Big Papi"... Seriously? Might as well just call him "sugar dumpling", just about as gay.
But still, he is rockin' the anti-goatie
Troy who?
Romero's on fire!
RICKY GOES KKK AGAIN
RicKKKy Romero ?
but less intimidating. "Sugar" Rashad Evans got his ass handed to him from "the Dragon" Lyoto Machida. And Quintin "Rampage" Jackson will own him aswell
aka sugar nicknames dont work
Just watch, 7 strong from Romero & 0 run support.
We're watching elite baseball played by an elite team (the Red Sox). "Massholes" or not, these guys play major league ball. Buchholz has got it goin' on. And yet, Ricky isn't takin' any shit, so it's quite entertaining.
Woo... Delucci hit that pretty hard! He should definitely be on this team!
And Bubbles, "Big Papi" makes me think of one of these guys:
www.enkidumagazine.com/art/2007/100907/gay_bears_in_love_e_10094.jpg
FUCK
www.enkidumagazine.com/art/2007/100907/gay_bears_in_love_e_10094.jpg
Believe it or not, that double play was gayer.
Being a midget helps Pedroia, he was already close to the ground, so fielding that was easy...
Infield ground out DP. What is this team, fucked or something?
...fuck i'd almost swear Vern was in the lineup.
AND THE OSCAR GOES TO................NICK GREEN!
Was Green just giving Romero lip on that? Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
Francona's glasses < Maddon's glasses.
Bradi Halladay: Toronto sucks.
*Brandi
Halladay married *that*???
Jays are starving for runs. Somebody care to donate one or two of those?
I wanna fuck Brandi Halladay so hard
Looks like she's from Gatineau. "Hey guys, aow do we fix da generATOR?!"
hay, i think i seen Brandi in one of them point of view bj porn dvds one time.
I hate Brandy Halladay
Halladay married *that*???
I'd pound her into oblivion.
She has a perogie for a nose.
"Halladay married that?" I thought the same thing.
Holy fuck, I cannot hate this team any more.
That's the ugliest baseball wife I've ever seen. Those of you who'd "pound her into oblivion" have obviously never had any. She's ugly ugly ugly.
Damn, a lot of you queers have high standards.
This team cannot buy a run.
...how about that Over-bino?
Yea you homo's are fucked. Unless your banging a supermodel Brandi is not ugly.
What a cluster fuck of an inning, it should be 2-2 if not 3-2.
butista kinda looks like one of them al-kidas
Still the same shit baseball team. Sac fly and that's it with multiple base runners. Bullshit.
Halladay is a decent, religious guy and he's been with Brandi for years. He's not the kind of guy to go chasing for the hottest piece of ass out there, he's with a reasonably attractive woman who he obviously loves. Frankly, she's cleaned herself up... She looks better than she used to.
Anon @ 8:27--you'd fuck a gopher if you could catch it.
Have you ever seen the gargoyles standing in line for their welfare cheque outside the ministry of community and social services office? That's ugly.
Brandy Hallady isn't even in the same conversation.
Campbell gives $20.00 and makes sure he advertises it, the cheap fuck.
@ Brandon E. M. Savage--does she have all her own teeth?
Clearly Ginger and Douche have massive hard-ons for her. Just listen to them talk to her...they sound like those high school Disney movie boys having to talk to their crush
Halladay's not fuckin religious.
Everytime Pedroia get's hurt it truly makes me happy.
Are you shitting me? He and Brandi are both Mormons and are very active about it. Just because he doesn't thank Jesus after every win doesn't mean he isn't religious.
And 8:31, this isn't Twitter, no need to @ Brandon E.M. Savage me... Frankly, I don't know Brandi, and I've never examined her teeth, I'm just saying that not everyone in the world is a shallow assfaced frat-boy douchebag.
How the shit do you get a pitch low to Pedroia? I mean, without bouncing it or something... Aren't his knees closer to the ground than the diameter of a baseball?
Halladay is NOT a Moron!
Doc's box makes another appearance, and im not talkin bout the luxury box he rents out for the kids.
Mormons? Mormons marry and fuck everything in in sight.
DOX BOX
uhoh it's big pap-smear
@ Brandon E. M. Savage--You said, "How the shit do you get a pitch low to Pedroia? I mean, without bouncing it or something... Aren't his knees closer to the ground than the diameter of a baseball?" This is a *really* *really* douchey thing to say.
Well, Cito just lost another game. Broken record.
Holy Fuck Boys, Papi almost hit another one
Dellucci's fucken garbage so is Cito.
Anon @ 8.41 is a fellow midget.
Cito's fuckin stupid.
...explain why delluci is on this team again?..this shit is fucken painful
Cito should be replace with an Aryan.
8:41, as an obvious masshole, you are not welcome here. Please go somewhere else and whine.
and 8:37... Doc and Brandi are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, which is what Mormons are.
manny acta would be perfect to take over for the dinosaur cito gaston.
"We both grew up Mormon," Brandi Halladay explained. "In the Mormon church, young men go on missions for two years. Roy got drafted right out of high school and didn't go. He really got a lot of flak, but Roy was worried about taking care of his family.
http://www.thestar.com/comment/columnists/article/443398
So shut the fuck up 8:37, you know fuck all about what you're talking about.
Brandon,
he said "Doc is not a M-O-R-O-N". It was kinda, sorta, a joke or something. I don't think he's disagreeing with you.
manny acta would be perfect to take over for the dinosaur cito gaston.
not aryan enough
brandon if brains were lard you couldn't grease too big of a pan
Dave Fucking Dellucci. LMFAO...looks just like the main character from team america
http://thisisturdland.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/gary-team-america.jpg
My bad Douchenkrantz... I just assumed that it was just plain stupidity, not a horrid attempt at humour... I'm not sure which would be worse... Doesn't really matter though, Anonymous fuckwits bring nothing to the table...
And Festus, if brains were shit, I'd shit all over your head and have tonnes to spare.
shit for brains
Clearly the word "if" is above you.
@ Brandon E. M. Savage--oh my gad, you are so rad! Actually, nah. I think you're a troll. And if anyone were monitoring this thread you'd be designated a troll and deleted!
Brandon, what's so great about Mormons? They're the biggest cult going.
Doc is a Mormon? Well I guess even cyborg pitching machines can't be perfect.
What a snatch by Dellucci, what a snatch by Brandy!
Nothing is great about Mormons, I'm actually quite against organized religion... I'm just pointing out a fact about Halladay and why he might not be looking for a trophy wife...
And 9:01... Worst rhyme ever. Hang your head in shame.
I cannot watch this shit any longer tonight. The game is over, has been since the first inning and everybody and their sisters know that the Jays will not score anymore runs. Let's watch some football.
Lind is a good hitter but he runs like he's got a fucking turn in his underwear.
Anonymous fuckwits bring nothing to the table...
I brought your mom to the table. Had her ankles behind her ears and WAMCO - home run!
correction: turd 9:07
Jays are the finest collection of homosexuals the MLB has ever known.
Umm... If you have a thing for 60 year old women, I guess that's your prerogative... I have to say though, my mom has better taste than to touch a DJF anonymous fuckwit commentator, so you're out of luck.
Argos got some funky uniforms on!
watch
all
millar fans
cum
orgasmically
... There are Millar fans?
Suck my big black dick Ku Klux Klanner like yo mamys bout ta
yous a flea
here comes dellucci again
team america man himself
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Daniel Bard. Shut 'er down, game ova.
The worst thing about that Bautista at bat is that Barajas and Delucci will bat 1-2 next inning...
Bautista is overmatched, just like my cock against Savage's mom.
WAMCO Anon 9:11?
Face it people. Blue Jays suck.
Yeah, your cock would totally be overmatched by my mom... Glad you're aware of that.
I'd say they fucking reak
Fuck that was pretty sweet by Dellucher.
What the fuck is with our left fielders running like "fancy boys"?
A Delli sandwitch to go.....
17-33 since May 18th. .340 winning %
If I wasn't so lazy, I'd compare that to the Nats during the same time period. We're probably competitive.
Way to make me miss Gregg there Barajas...
Zaunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Lucci is Shitty
Why the fuck was Merrywether signalling homerun? Is he senile?
Watching dellucci bat is soo cute.it reminds me of the sout park episode where the pee wee team plays the detroit red wings.
and why the FUCK didnt he run there?
seriously, that took like a minute for the sox to recover the ball while dave "why am i still on this team" dellucci is standing there clueless as fuck..he could have gotten to fucking second by then. dumb ass mother fucker.
Toronto is starting to get a rep as the team of castaways
Maybe Delluci will retire. It seems like that's the only JP will promote someone with potential from the minors
Delluci is a former cokehead
Campbell has such a fucking hard on for the Red Sox.
OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh. Daniel Bard's fastball is so Gooooooooooood. Ummmmmmmmmmm. Fapfapfap
If it hit him, he goes to first... If he swung and the catcher didn't catch it, you go to first... Just go to first and worry about HOW you got there later David...
Fuck man... Just cut yourself, it's the only honourable thing to do.
Fuckin ginger ass mick
9:30, you sure he's a FORMER cokehead? His eyes look extremely glazed over when he's at bat...
He didn't get it from me!
SHUT YOU ASS AND BUY SOME CELLPHONES !
Mcgarbby YEAH!!!!
i seriously thought it was a foregone conclusion that dellucci would not be back after the break.
i of course didnt realize that JP and Cito and dellucci rub each other down after each game and drink moet together while in pink bathrobes and emerald slippers.
If there is a just god Delucci has been released.
Tony Clark... Where is he?
Did Pat Tabler just say "maybe there was a trade" when Dellucci got taken out?
Tabler just insinuated Delucci was traded. For what exactly?
Lugo?
Delucci traded for the pleasure of not having to watch Delucci bat for the Jays ever again? I think we'd get the better of that deal
He didn't get no shit from me, neither.
Lugo was released by the Sox earlier today. I hope that means the end of retarded trade proposals including him for Halladay.
Dellucci probably broke his foot, and the jays will HAVE to call up ruiz from AAA
ruiz will proceed to destroy left handed pitching
and no sooner will that happen then JP will take credit for the "great move"
wilner will agree
Sneaky Sneaky Sir
I think if the Ticats played the Jays in a game of baseball the Ticats would win.
Just reading through the thread, I love how there are faggots in here that actually have some kind of problem with a privately religious player who married a decent looking childhood sweetheart and for the last ten years has acted in a way that becomes an all around good, moral guy.
Life isn't a fucking episode of entourage. I swear, I don't know where the hell we pick up some of these people.
lugo and marty barrett for wells and jacob brumfield
Joseph Smith was called a prophet - Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the Mormon religion - Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
...
He found the stones and golden plates - Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Even though nobody else ever saw them - Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
DELLUCI INJURED ?!
Mormon's are alright, but I prefer Quakers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT DELLUCI!! We're fucked guys.
Nice hit Rolen. Day late and a dollar short.
signs of life ??
BUTLER
Hey, Joseph! I told my wife that you
spoke with God and Jesus, and she didn't
believe it.
SMITH
Well it's true. I did.
WIFE
Where?
SMITH
I was out in the woods, praying I was
asking God if I should be a Protestant,
or a Catholic, or what? And suddenly
God and Jesus appeared before me. And
they said I should start my own church,
because none of the others had it right.
And that's exactly how it happened.
BUTLER
You see? You believe it now?
WIFE
Well yeah, sure. Why would he make that
Over-bino as per usual.
Don King is taking over promotion and management of the Blue Jays
I said shut up, turd!
Yes Anonymous, we've all seen that episode of South Park... And the one about Scientologists too, so no need to quote that one...
All religion is based on completely stupid made up crap, but if it helps someone like Doc be a great human being, then I have no issue with it...
I said shut up, turd!
I really don't think we need to publicly try to defame other religions by some fratdouches analysis of how/why its stupid/creepy.
I've met many mormans in my life and there all nice enough people. If you're even somewhat religious you probably believe in some shit that doesn't make a whole lot of sense either, and if you're a fucking hipster atheist, you way nothing to look forward to when you're dead. Either way, shut the fuck up.
The chorus of great 60's song Turn, Turn, Turn by the Byrds was actually from verses from the Book of Ecclesiastes.
To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)
And a time to every purpose, under Heaven
A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep
To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)
And a time to every purpose, under Heaven
A time to build up,a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones, a time to gather stones together
To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)
And a time to every purpose, under Heaven
A time of love, a time of hate
A time of war, a time of peace
A time you may embrace, a time to refrain from embracing
To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)
And a time to every purpose, under Heaven
A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time for love, a time for hate
A time for peace, I swear it's not too late
I like that arguing religion is less painful than watching the Jays play.
God-damned religious kooks! Tell my
son what to believe, will you?! We'll
see how you like my fist in your ass
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE LONG ASS POINTLESS POSTS YOU MISERABLE FUCKS.
Papeldouche against Rios/Bautista/Barajas... As much as I hate to say it, ass-face has the edge here.
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright
hit
the
ball
Annnd the all star break doesn't make an asswipe of a difference.
But hey, if Bautista or Barajas gets on, Johnny Mac looms in the hole to make them pay!
Yes, but overcomes the pain of a fucken Douchenkrantz post.
Gibby, Gibby
In any kind of weather
I'm here for you always and forever.
Gibby,Gibby
No muscle man could sever
My love for you is true and it will never
Stop for a minute
Gibby, I was so glad when you were mine
Over in the first inning
An exercise in futility
Jesus ain't from Chicago
And he ain't from New Orleans.
I went to the game May 31 with Romero on the mound and this game is almost a carbon copy of that 4-1 loss. Turn, Turn, Turn...
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