Game Threat: Jays (42-38) @ Stankees (45-33)

I’ve got to make this a quick game threat today, which is kind of a shame because, as expected, Vernon Wells is finally—finally—hitting lower in the lineup, plus David Dellucci is up from the minors to fill the important job of shitty DH who frustrates us all for god knows how fucking long.

Brian Tallet (5-5, 4.47) takes on Roy Halladay’s bitch, AJ Burnett (6-4, 3.93), and for those of you who aren’t near a TV, or if you’re watching the cocksucking tape delayed bullshit NBC is pulling with this Roddick-Murray match, and need to follow along, I’ll be live blogging this one over at The Score.

Hat tip to Joanna over at Hum and Chuck for the awesome pic.

Toronto Blue Jays

M. Scutaro ss
A. Hill 2b
A. Lind dh
S. Rolen 3b
L. Overbay 1b
V. Wells cf
A. Rios rf
D. Dellucci lf
R. Chavez c

Woo Work Wankees

D. Jeter ss
J. Damon lf
M. Teixeira 1b
A. Rodriguez 3b
R. Cano 2b
N. Swisher rf
H. Matsui dh
F. Cervelli c
B. Gardner cf