Tuesday, November 3, 2009

My Rage Has Not Been Reconsidered

I realize I'm late to the game in voicing outrage over the success of the Gaston: One More Year campaign, and I know that the majority of the outragers have already apologized for their immediate reactions to news that Cito Gaston will stay on as manager for the next season.

But why?

It remains a completely awful idea worthy of the scorn and dismay that it originally garnered.

Fuck this "Alex Anthopoulos has to pick his battles" bullshit.

Was it not this same mentality that led to the Vernon Wells contract disaster?

What future battles does this justification anticipate, anyway? Was Anthopoulos not hand-picked by Paul Beeston? Was he not one of the reasons that Beeston signed a three-year contract?

Am I actually agreeing with Richard Griffin when he says that bringing back Gaston means "there's a lame-duck manager, an unproven GM and bad word of mouth regarding the clubhouse atmosphere."

Ugh. I don't feel well.

The team is now officially fucked no matter what miracle strategy and direction that Anthopoulos has decided upon.

Reloading just got a whole lot more difficult. What free agent is going to want to come into the situation described above? Even Gaston has said he doesn't see a reason for Roy Halladay to want to stick around. What hope do we have in attracting other players who don't have a history with the team?

Rebuilding, which is the most likely option considering this move, makes absolutely no fucking sense at all with Gaston at the helm. In last season's mean nothing year, he was batting Kevin Fucking Millar in the clean up spot and not giving time for Travis Snider to hit against left handed pitchers. What the fuck?

Is this really the guy you want making decisions when the overall objective is to improve a young team?

With one decion, the future for this team right now reads to me like yet another lost year, even more disheartening than the last.

24 rational and reasonable comments:

Chill said...

Thank you Parkes. I'm glad that someone over there is still thinking.

Stoeten said...

Chill please kindly take this invitation to go have sex with yourself.

What free agent is going to want to come into the situation described above?

One who likes money?

Stoeten said...

But yeah, bang on.

Chill said...

Stoeten, where you watching me in the shower this morning? Because I already have today! Maybe I could go for round two on your suggestion.

Mike Toth said...

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Plus, they don't allow swearing!

Anonymous said...

CITO RULES!

Anonymous said...

Cito Is The Man

Anonymous said...

Editing posts, stay classy Fat Andy

fucking loser

Stoeten said...

Didn't edit a thing, champ.

Stoeten said...

Take your fucking meds, dude. This is sad. You're trolling a baseball blog.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Parkes

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Stoten

SP said...

Free agents like money, but coming into a situation where at least half the team hates their manager can't possibly encouraging.

Anonymous said...

Hey troll do you have an actual job or any direction in life? Or do you just hang around in Mom's basement waiting for a new story to pop up so you can do you lame, unfunny "fuck off Parkes/Stoten" thing? It used to be annoying but now it's just pitiful.

Stoeten said...

Free agents like money, but coming into a situation where at least half the team hates their manager can't possibly encouraging.

Slightly overblowing that, no?

Brad Fullmer Fan said...

It's only one more year...but yeah, it sucks.

Stoeten said...

Sigh... yep.

Anonymous said...

CITO RULES!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see about 10k fans show up to the home opener next year, that would send a message to old man Cito.

Stoeten said...

Hey, it's not Cito's fault they asked him to come back.

Jim said...

Did anyone ever think that perhaps JP was putting pressure on Cito to play Vernon at 3,4 and 5 spots? or that he was putting pressure on him to play Millar as much as he did? I guess there's the whole issue of Snider that can't be explained by this theory, but maybe JP didn't want his guys to be shown up?

I dunno, it's just a theory. I have to believe that there's more to this story than simply Beeston and AA's blind trust in Cito's ability. Unless someone with insider info (re: no one here), I'm sure there's more to this than there appears.

Anonymous said...

CITO RULES!

Anonymous said...

Do us all a favour then and don't watch any games in 2010.

Anonymous said...

Kevin Fucking Millar

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