<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post1604140713482141383..comments</id><updated>2008-08-04T19:31:22.382-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on Drunk Jays Fans: The J.P. Ricciardi Bullshit Translator 3000</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/feeds/1604140713482141383/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Stoeten</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11599405668168100016</uri><email>stoeten@gmail.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>27</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-5327577960566572398</id><published>2008-08-04T19:31:22.382-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-04T19:31:22.382-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I'll direct this at "anonymous Dave" from this gro...</title><content type='html'>I'll direct this at "anonymous Dave" from this group of posts, but it translates to Wilner's blog as well.  As far as I have ever heard, it is "mind boggling", not "mind bottling"!  Now if I'm missing an inside joke, help me out, but I've seen it a bunch of times and it's driving me nuts.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/5327577960566572398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/5327577960566572398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217892682382#c5327577960566572398' title=''/><author><name>Tim</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-9181211339557578412</id><published>2008-08-03T11:48:45.021-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-03T11:48:45.021-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The reason the Jays don't have any black players J...</title><content type='html'>The reason the Jays don't have any black players JP brought in on the team or in the system is that he's hellbent on selecting successful players out of college: not high school kids.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;It's not a race issue, it's a socioeconomic issue: black players are more likely to declare for the draft early out of high school so they can cash in and help themselves and their families, whereas well-off, upper class white kids are more likely to get an education in college and "season" their games a bit more.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Or... Orlando Hudson calling JP a "pimp" still stings.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Either way...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/9181211339557578412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/9181211339557578412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217778525021#c9181211339557578412' title=''/><author><name>Ferguson Gretzposito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13371492248230777611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-8231049346353213509</id><published>2008-08-02T01:27:20.794-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-02T01:27:20.794-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fire Cito.</title><content type='html'>Fire Cito.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/8231049346353213509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/8231049346353213509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217654840794#c8231049346353213509' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to 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type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217647142130#c605294280969665047' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-8222990921559082974</id><published>2008-08-01T23:16:35.831-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:16:35.831-04:00</updated><title type='text'>They should be ashamed of themselves. 3 of the wor...</title><content type='html'>They should be ashamed of themselves. 3 of the worst games of the season in a row</content><link rel='edit' 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type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-2309026254259615292</id><published>2008-08-01T23:15:45.386-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:15:45.386-04:00</updated><title type='text'>That's what they did with the last real manager wh...</title><content type='html'>That's what they did with the last real manager who couldn't get these under achievers to produce up to their talent.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/2309026254259615292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/2309026254259615292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646945386#c2309026254259615292' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1812484003233075928</id><published>2008-08-01T23:14:59.363-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:14:59.363-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank God I stopped watching this team. Listening ...</title><content type='html'>Thank God I stopped watching this team. Listening to it is bad enough.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/1812484003233075928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/1812484003233075928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646899363#c1812484003233075928' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-6212815531474747235</id><published>2008-08-01T23:14:45.767-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:14:45.767-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Yuck.</title><content type='html'>Yuck.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/6212815531474747235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/6212815531474747235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646885767#c6212815531474747235' title=''/><author><name>Torgen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12254724427156121537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-6406575872556194803</id><published>2008-08-01T23:14:34.224-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:14:34.224-04:00</updated><title type='text'>FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKK.</title><content type='html'>FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKK.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/6406575872556194803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/6406575872556194803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646874224#c6406575872556194803' title=''/><author><name>The Ack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12374953233006854310</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-6257830991418605333</id><published>2008-08-01T23:14:07.559-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:14:07.559-04:00</updated><title type='text'>they blow this lead fire Cito</title><content type='html'>they blow this lead fire Cito</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/6257830991418605333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/6257830991418605333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646847559#c6257830991418605333' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-8164924348761204233</id><published>2008-08-01T23:13:50.221-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:13:50.221-04:00</updated><title type='text'>FUCK BJ.  JUST, FUCK!No Tao for me, and I'm suppos...</title><content type='html'>FUCK BJ.  JUST, FUCK!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;No Tao for me, and I'm supposed to be a contributor to the blog this weekend for fuck sakes.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Torgen, no problems there at all?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/8164924348761204233'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/8164924348761204233'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646830221#c8164924348761204233' title=''/><author><name>The Ack</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12374953233006854310</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-2649905220614304503</id><published>2008-08-01T23:12:16.391-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:12:16.391-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't feel too bad anon. I'm getting my "operation...</title><content type='html'>Don't feel too bad anon. I'm getting my "operation aborted"&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Ryan doesn't like to leave the game without the bases loaded. At least he gives us our money's worth&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;All I can see on Tao is a picture of the Anglo-Saxon Joe Pesci</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/2649905220614304503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/2649905220614304503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646736391#c2649905220614304503' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-2215023667735105252</id><published>2008-08-01T23:12:06.929-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:12:06.929-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ugh... way too close.</title><content type='html'>Ugh... way too close.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/2215023667735105252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/2215023667735105252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646726929#c2215023667735105252' title=''/><author><name>Torgen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12254724427156121537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-856129164288552884</id><published>2008-08-01T23:11:07.931-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:11:07.931-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Didn't Batista get shipped out because his saves w...</title><content type='html'>Didn't Batista get shipped out because his saves were all the nervous kind? Not that we should dump The Beej, but I'm just saying.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/856129164288552884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/856129164288552884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646667931#c856129164288552884' title=''/><author><name>Torgen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12254724427156121537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-6301649512123283032</id><published>2008-08-01T23:09:05.791-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:09:05.791-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Yeah, it would be literally criminal to lose this ...</title><content type='html'>Yeah, it would be literally criminal to lose this one. Like, the other kind of Texas Rangers are standing by to make arrests.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/6301649512123283032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/6301649512123283032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646545791#c6301649512123283032' title=''/><author><name>Torgen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12254724427156121537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1439882493584625032</id><published>2008-08-01T23:04:24.601-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:04:24.601-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i call bullshit on this Tao thing, because it load...</title><content type='html'>i call bullshit on this Tao thing, because it loaded for me fine earlier today.  Now it teases me by opening up briefly and then giving me an error message before going to the fucking shitty "Internet Explorer cannot open" page.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;and ccccclutch Lindy, clutch.  Even Mench didn't K, sweet.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;nervous ryan time.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/1439882493584625032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/1439882493584625032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646264601#c1439882493584625032' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-3284011678864424376</id><published>2008-08-01T23:00:33.943-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:00:33.943-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh wait, I just checked Fangraphs. Clutch now tota...</title><content type='html'>Oh wait, I just checked Fangraphs. Clutch now totally makes up for unclutch before.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/3284011678864424376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/3284011678864424376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217646033943#c3284011678864424376' title=''/><author><name>Torgen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12254724427156121537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-7387038967121997447</id><published>2008-08-01T22:59:35.793-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T22:59:35.793-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Well, Lind did end up having the clutch hit, but c...</title><content type='html'>Well, Lind did end up having the clutch hit, but clutch now doesn't totally make up for unclutch before.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/7387038967121997447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/7387038967121997447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217645975793#c7387038967121997447' title=''/><author><name>Torgen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12254724427156121537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-4735728935526417564</id><published>2008-08-01T22:58:18.841-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T22:58:18.841-04:00</updated><title type='text'>hi- five anonTorgen's got to be feeling pretty goo...</title><content type='html'>hi- five anon&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Torgen's got to be feeling pretty good over there with the only fully operational computer&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;And Fuck Yeah Rios !</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/4735728935526417564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/4735728935526417564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217645898841#c4735728935526417564' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-8092488592297945164</id><published>2008-08-01T22:51:27.419-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T22:51:27.419-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I guess it's not just me then, anon buddy.</title><content type='html'>I guess it's not just me then, anon buddy.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/8092488592297945164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/8092488592297945164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217645487419#c8092488592297945164' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1576259387303525516</id><published>2008-08-01T22:49:10.587-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T22:49:10.587-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm not getting a few sites including Tao, I thoug...</title><content type='html'>I'm not getting a few sites including Tao, I thought it was because I refused to install the new Windows update &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;feels like I just did one</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/1576259387303525516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/1576259387303525516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217645350587#c1576259387303525516' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-8710437488129840881</id><published>2008-08-01T22:44:08.670-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T22:44:08.670-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Tao worked fine for me.</title><content type='html'>Tao worked fine for me.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/8710437488129840881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/8710437488129840881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217645048670#c8710437488129840881' title=''/><author><name>Torgen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12254724427156121537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-8338061483807619276</id><published>2008-08-01T22:43:18.534-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T22:43:18.534-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Yeah, but at least we got step 2 of small ball to ...</title><content type='html'>Yeah, but at least we got step 2 of small ball to work this time. Maybe by the last week of the season we'll have figured out step 3.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/8338061483807619276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/8338061483807619276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217644998534#c8338061483807619276' title=''/><author><name>Torgen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12254724427156121537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-5465900899635197914</id><published>2008-08-01T22:41:34.853-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T22:41:34.853-04:00</updated><title type='text'>hey, sorry to be a douche, but someone do me a sol...</title><content type='html'>hey, sorry to be a douche, but someone do me a solid....can you see if you can get the Tao of Stieb site to pull up OK?  I want to see if it's just my computer or the site.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;fuck scutaro!  deeper bitch!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/5465900899635197914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/5465900899635197914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217644894853#c5465900899635197914' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-9165229977480454428</id><published>2008-08-01T22:40:01.109-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T22:40:01.109-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Nice, Eckstein  Inglett. Come on Scuts !</title><content type='html'>Nice, Eckstein  Inglett. Come on Scuts !</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/9165229977480454428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/1604140713482141383/comments/default/9165229977480454428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html?showComment=1217644801109#c9165229977480454428' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/08/jp-ricciardi-bullshit-translator-3000.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4473577566518494537.post-1604140713482141383' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4473577566518494537/posts/default/1604140713482141383' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>